ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
made this transparent
I love you, sea pancake.
yes, two chances to reblog sea pancake twice in one night. excellent.
i love this hahaha
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
live like youre in the first five minutes of a supernatural episode
So not very long?
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
It’s actually true
oh my god
I still can’t believe he came up with this joke on the spot. But he really did.
What a clever, composed, and creative guy.
fuck yeah, I reblogged without noticing that it’s john green the one who commented up here.
so freaking cute.
sweetheart your hair looks FANTASTIC
it actually does though, and oh FUCK ME rarely seen angle of jaw line coming out to blow up ovaries in the first one…
the fourth one
the fourth one
Bringing this back because LOOK AT IT!
OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!
THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.
YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!
DON’T CLICK IT.
CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED.
CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.
CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.
I *just* got this 2mins after seeing this post. Thank goodness you reblogged this.
/AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS TEA/
/AGGRESSIVELY TAKES A SHOWER/
He does everything aggressively , it only makes him more sexier.
/AGGRESSIVELY TAKES OFF SCARF/
/AGGRESSIVELY DOES GRAFFITI/
/AGGRESSIVELY SINGS OPERA/
/AGGRESSIVELY HITS PEOPLE/
/AGGRESSIVELY BREAKS DOWN/
/AGGRESSIVELY TOUCHING HIMSELF/